The Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar

PROXIMAMENTE CHEMICAL BROTHERS EN GUADALAJARA ABRIL 2011

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Fuente: musica.com

Bloodhound Gang

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin'

You keep saying you got something for me
something you call love but confess
you've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
and now someone else is getting all your best
well, these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
you keep losing when you oughta not bet
you keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'
what's right is right but you ain't been right yet
these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
Leadbreak
You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing
and you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (hah)
well, i've just found me a brand new box of matches (yeah)
and what he knows you ain't had time to learn
these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
Spoken
Are you ready, boots?
start walkin'
Fuente: musica.com

Nancy Sinatra

Divinyls - I Touch Myself

I love myself
i want you to love me
when i'm feeling down
i want you above me
i search myself
i want you to find me
i forget myself
i want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
when i think about you i touch myself
i don't want anybody else
oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me come running
you're the sun who makes me shine
when you're around i'm always laughing
i want to make you mine
I close my eyes
and see you before me
think i would die
if you were to ignore me
a fool could see
just how much i adore you
i get down on my knees
i'd do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
when i think about you i touch myself
i don't want anybody else
oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you
i don't want anybody else
and when i think about you i touch myself
ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
Fuente: musica.com

The Divinyls

AMERICA - Ventura Highway

Chewing on a piece of grass
walking down the road
tell me, how long you gonna stay here joe?
some people say this town don't look
good in snow
you don't care, i know
Ventura highway in the sunshine
where the days are longer
the nights are stronger
than moonshine
you're gonna go i know
'cause the free wind is blowin' through
your hair
and the days surround your daylight
there
seasons crying no despair
alligator lizards in the air
Wishin' on a falling star
watchin' for the early train
sorry boy, but i've been hit by
purple rain
aw, come on joe, you can always
change your name
thanks a lot son, just the same
Ventura highway
where the days are longer
the nights are stronger
than moonshine
you're gonna go i know
'cause the free wind is blowin' through
your hair
and the days surround you daylight
there
seasons crying no despair
alligator lizards in the air
Fuente: musica.com

America

America Sister Golden Hair

Well i tried to make it sunday, but i got so damn depressed
that i set my sights on monday and i got myself undressed
i ain't ready for the altar but i do agree there's times
when a woman sure can be a friend of mine
Well, i keep on thinkin' 'bout you, sister golden hair surprise
and i just can't live without you; can't you see it in my eyes?
i been one poor correspondent, and i been too, too hard to find
but it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?
will you love me just a little, just enough to show you care?
well i tried to fake it, i don't mind sayin', i just can't make it
Well, i keep on thinkin' 'bout you, sister golden hair surprise
and i just can't live without you; can't you see it in my eyes?
now i been one poor correspondent, and i been too, too hard to find
but it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?
will you love me just a little, just enough to show you care?
well i tried to fake it, i don't mind sayin', i just can't make it
Doo wop doo wop ...
Fuente: musica.com

America

Seals and Crofts - Diamond Girl

Diamond girl - you sure do shine
glad i found you - glad you're mine
oh my love you're like a precious stone
part of earth where heaven has rained on
makes no difference where you are
day or nighttime you're like a shinin' star
and how could i shine without you
when it's about you that i am
Diamond girl - roamin' wild
such a rare thing - radiant child
i could never find another one like you
part of me is deep down inside you
can't you feel the whole world's a-turnin'
we are real and we are a-burnin'
diamond girl now that i've found you
it's around you that i am
Diamond girl - you sure do shine
diamond girl - you sure do shine
diamond girl - you sure do shine
diamond girl - you sure do shine

(i got the lyrics from inside the album cover so they should be accurate.)
Fuente: musica.com

Seals & Croft

The Eagles Take it easy

Well i'm a runnin' down the road try'n to loosen my load
i've got seven women on my mind
four that wanna own me, two that wanna stone me
one says she's a friend of mine
take it easy, take it easy
don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
lighten up while you still can
don't even try to understand
just find a place to make your stand, and take it easy
well, i'm a standin' on a corner in winslow, arizona
such a fine sight to see
it's a girl my lord in a flat-bed ford
slowin' down to take a look at me
come on, baby, don't say maybe
i gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me
we may lose and we may win, though we may never be here again
so open up i'm climbin' in, so take it easy
well, i'm a runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load
got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find
take it easy, take it easy
don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy
come on baby, don't say maybe
i gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me
Fuente: musica.com

Eagles

Neil Young - Rockin' In The Free World

Colors on the streets
red, white, and blue.

People shuffling their feets
people sleeping in their shoes.

There's a warning sign in the road a head
there's a lot of people saying we'd be better off dead
don't feel like satan, but I am to them
so I try forget and any way I can.

Keep on rockin' in the free world.
keep on rockin' in the free world.
keep on rockin' in the free world.
keep on rockin' in the free world.

I see a woman in the night
with a baby in her hands.

There's an old street light
near a garbage can.

Now she put the kid away, and she's gone to get a hit
she hates her life, and what she's gone to hit
there's one more kid, that'll never go to school
never get to fall in love, never get to be cool.

Keep on rockin' in the free world
keep on rockin' in the free world
keep on rockin' in the free world
keep on rockin' in the free world

America - You Can Do Magic

I never believed in things that i couldn't see
i said if i can't feel it then how can it be
no, no magic could happen to me
and then i saw you
I couldn't believe it, you took my heart
i couldn't retrieve it, said to myself
what's it all about
now i know there can be no doubt
You can do magic
you can have anything that you desire
magic, and you know
you're the one who can put out the fire
You know darn well
when you cast your spell you will get your way
when you hypnotize with your eyes
a heart of stone can turn to clay
doo, doo, doo ...
And when the rain is beatin' upon the window pane
and when the night it gets so cold, when i can't sleep
again you come to me
i hold you tight, the rain disappears
who would believe it
with a word you dry my tears
You can do magic
you can have anything that you desire
magic, and you know
you're the one who can put out the fire
You know darn well
when you cast your spell you will get your way
when you hypnotize with your eyes
a heart of stone can turn to clay
doo, doo, doo ...
And if i wanted to
i could never be free
i never believed it was true
but now it's so clear to me
You can do magic
you can have anything that you desire
magic, and you know
you're the one who can put out the fire
You know darn well
when you cast your spell you will get your way
when you hypnotize with your eyes
a heart of stone can turn to clay
doo, doo, doo ...
You're the one who can put out the fire
you're the one who can put out the fire
you're the one who can put out the fire ...
Fuente: musica.com

America

Young MC - Bust A Move

This here's a tale for all the fellas
try to do what those ladies tell us
get shot down cause you're over zealous
play hard to get an females get jealous
ok smartie, go to a party
girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
a chick walks by you wish you could sex her
but you're standin on the wall like you was poindexter
next days function, high class luncheon
food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
music comes on, people start to dance
but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
a girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
sits down next to you and starts talkin'
says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
so come on fatso and just bust a move
You're on a mission and you're wishin'
someone could cure you're lonely condition
you're lookin for love in all the wrong places
not fine girls just ugly faces
from frustration first inclination
is to become a monk and leave the situation
but every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
so don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
new movie's showin... so you're goin
could care less about the five you're blowin
theatre gets dark just to start the show
when you spot a fine woman sittin in the front row
she's dressed in yellow, she says "hello,
come sit next to me you fine fellow"
you run over there without a second to loose
and what comes next, hey bust a move
If you want it baby you've got it (repeat)
just bust a move
In the city ladies look pretty
guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
tell a funny joke just to get some play
then you try to make a move and she says "no way"
girls a fakin' ... goodness sakin'
they want a man who brings home the bacon
got no money and you got no car
then you got no woman and there you are
some girls are sophistic... materialistic
looking for a man makes them opportunistic
they're lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan
so that a brother with money can be their man
so on the beach you're strollin'... real high-rollin'
everything you have is your's and not stolen
a girl runs up with somethin to prove
so don't just stand there, bust a move
(break down)
Your best friend harry has a brother larry
in five days from now he's gonna marry
he's hopin you can make it there if you can
'cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
you say "neato"... check your libido
and roll to the church in your new tuxedo
the bride walks down just to start the wedding
and there's one more girl you won't be getting
so you start thinkin, then you start blinkin
a bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin
she thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
and now you're feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked
reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin
look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
says she wants to dance to a different groove
now you know what to do g, bust a move
Fuente: musica.com

Young MC

Johnny Hates Jazz - Shattered Dreams

so much for your promises
they died the day you let me go
caught up in a web of lies
but it was just too late to know
i thought it was you
who would stand by my side

chorus:

and now you've given me given me
nothing but shattered dreams shattered dreams
feel like i could run away run away

from this empty heart
you said you'd die for me, woke up to reality
and found the future not so bright
i dreamt the impossible
that maybe things could work out right
i thought it was you
who would do me no wrong
but now...

chorus
repeat chorus

from this empty heart
i thought it was you who said they'd die for love

repeat chorus

oh no no no you said you'd die for me
oh oh oh oh die for me

so much for your promises

Fuente: musica.com

Johnny Hates Jazz

The Way It Is and Changes Bruce Hornsby and Tupac

Standing in line marking time--
waiting for the welfare dime
'cause they can't buy a job
the man in the silk suit hurries by
as he catches the poor old ladies' eyes
just for fun he says "get a job"
That's just the way it is
some things will never change
that's just the way it is
but don't you believe them
They say hey little boy you can't go
where the others go
'cause you don't look like they do
said hey old man how can you stand
to think that way
did you really think about it
before you made the rules
he said, son
That's just the way it is
some things will never change
that's just the way it is
but don't you believe them
Well they passed a law in '64
to give those who ain't got a little more
but it only goes so far
because the law another's mind
when all it sees at the hiring time
is the line on the color bar
That's just the way it is
some things will never change
that's just the way it is
but don't you believe them
Fuente: musica.com

Bruce Hornsby

VV Brown - "Shark In The Water" feat. Cast of Degrassi

Sometimes I get my head in a dilly
Feelin so lost...thickin' you off
Now boy you know me well
Said i'm that kind of phily
that kind of soft that kind of silly
But when i'm in doubt
I open my mouth and words come out
words come out like

Maybe there's a shark in the water
there's something underneath my bed
Oh please believe I said
Maybe there's a shark in the water
I caught them barking at the moon
better be soon

High in the sky the song that I'm singing
A sweet little lie
A cry wolf cry
Rabbit out the heat
Yes! that's what i'm brigging
Some tricks up my sleeve
For noticing me

Wouldn't cause you any harm I just want you in my arms
I can't help
I can't help
my self

Maybe there's a shark in the water
There's something underneath my bed
Oh please believe i said

Maybe there's a shark in the water
I caught them barking at the moon
Better be soon

Better be soon

Right is right
Rules are rules
This is more like April fools
I'm just winding you up
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Please don't make to much of it
It aint that serious

Maybe there's a shark in the water
Maybe theres a shark in the water
There's something underneath my bed
Oh please belive I said
Maybe there's a shark in the water
I caught them barking at the moon
You better get here soon

Maybe there's a shark in the water
Maybe there's a shark in the water
Maybe there's a shark in the water
I caught them barking at the moon
Better be soon

Fuente: musica.com

Gala - Freed From Desire

Nananana...
My love has got no money - he's got his strong beliefs
my love has got no power- he's got his strong beliefs
my love has got no fame - he's got his strong beliefs
my love has got no money - he's got his strong beliefs
Want more and more
people just want more and more
freedom and love, what he's looking for
want more and more
people just want more and more
freedom and love, what he's looking for
Freed from desire - mind and senses purified
freed from desire - mind and senses purified
freed from desire - mind and senses purified
freed from desire
Nananana...
Fuente: musica.com

The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger

You consider me the young apprentice
caught between the scylla and charibdes
hypnotized by you if i should linger
staring at the ring around your finger
I have only come here seeking knowledge
things they wouldn't teach me of in college
i can see the destiny you sold
turned into a shining band of gold
I'll be wrapped around your finger
i'll be wrapped around your finger
Mephistopheles is not your name
but i know what you're up to just the same
i will listen hard to your tuition
and you will see it come to its fruition
I'll be wrapped around your finger
i'll be wrapped around your finger
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
vanish in the air you'll never find me
i will turn your face to alabaster
then you will find your servant is your master
And you'll be wrapped around my finger
you'll be wrapped around your finger
you'll be wrapped around your finger
Fuente: musica.com

Asia - Heat of the Moment

I never meant to be so bad to you
one thing i said that i would never do
one look from you and i would fall from grace
and that would wipe this smile right from my face
Do you remember when we used to dance
and incidence arose from circumstance
one thing lead to another we were young
and we would scream together songs unsung
Chorus:
it was the heat of the moment
telling me what your heart meant
heat of the moment shone in your eyes
And now you find yourself in 82
the disco hotspots hold no charm for you
you can't cincern yourself with bigger things
you catch the pearl and ride the dragon's wings
Chorus
And when your looks are gone and you're alone
how many night's you sit beside the phone
what were the things you wanted for yourself
teenage ambition you remember well
Chorus
(2 times)
Fuente: musica.com

¿Cómo puedes describir lo mejor de la vida?

Las prioridades en el trascurso de la vida cambian, cuando eres niño sueñas con jugar, correr, sonreír, el tiempo transcurre y vas creciendo, valorando de acuerdo a lo que vives , tienes amigos, convives, descubres, y se va perdiendo la inocencia.

Llegas a la juventud, ya te sonrojas, eres mas pícaro en tus comentario, sonríes de diferente manera cuando tienes enfrente a la chava que te gusta, tu forma de divertirte cambia, tus problemas son escolares, piensas que la vida no te merece y que tus padres no te comprenden, que los únicos que saben de tus problemas son tus amigos de la escuela, el club o los de la cuadra.

Y la vida sigue, y sin darte cuenta, ya estás en la prepa, fiestas, fines de semana, muchas amistades y te sientes que conquistas el mundo porque ya sales mas allá de tu cuadra sin tener que estar cerca de tus padres, haces viajes con los cuates, tus preocupaciones ya van más a como divertirte con tu chava.

Pasas a la universidad, piensas mas en el trabajo, en cuidarte de las enfermedades venéreas ( eso creo ) ya el sexo… por dios! quien te va a decir algo de ello, ya lo sabes TODO, piensas en salirte de la casa, buscar tu depa pa’ poder hacer tus fiestas con los cuates, poder estar con tu novia, en fin...

Pero sin detenerte a pensar, encuentras tu pareja, te casas, trabajas, y tus prioridades ya no son ¿qué me pondré hoy? ¿quién va a jugar conmigo?

Pero ¿ya llego a tu vida lo mejor?

No, realmente no, jamás en el transcurso de tus días, te detuviste ante nada, no te doblegabas ante nadie, te sentías orgulloso de lo que tenias, en cierta manera eras envidioso, no compartías tus cosas y menos si tenias hermanos, tus cosas son tus cosas; marcabas tu territorio.

Y ¿que paso de repente? ¿Bajaste la mirada?, tu el que siempre caminabas con la frente en alto, ¿acaso te diste por vencido?


Claro que no, solo que bajas tu mirada para contemplar lo mejor de tu vida, para ver como sonríe, como disfruta la vida al estar a tu lado, al agarrarte de la mano y sentirse seguro (a) de que estas a su lado.

Se transforma en tu prioridad, tu vida, tu todo, ya sin pensarlo le das todo sin nada a cambio, ya tus cosas dejan de ser tuyas, eso amigos es lo mejor de la vida.

A mis hijos y a mi manzanita, simplemente los amo.

Spandau Ballet - True

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh

So true funny how it seems
always in time, but never in line for dreams.
head over heels when toe to toe.
this is the sound of my soul,
this is the sound.
i bought a ticket to the world,
but now i've come back again.
why do i find it hard to write the next line?
oh i want the truth to be said.

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
i know this much is true.
huh huh huh hu-uh huh
i know this much is true.

With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
listening to marvin (all night long.)
this is the sound of my soul,
this is the sound.
always slipping from my hands,
sand's a time of its own.
take your seaside arms and write the next line.
oh i want the truth to be known.

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
i know this much is true.
huh huh huh hu-uh huh
i know this much is true.
I bought a ticket to the world,
but now i've come back again.
why do i find it hard to write the next line?
oh i want the truth to be said.

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
i know this much is true.
huh huh huh hu-uh huh
i know this much is true.

This much is true.
I know, i know, i know this much is true.

Fuente: musica.com

OFFICIAL Somewhere over the Rainbow - Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
And the dreams that you've dreamed of
Once in a lullaby.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly,
And the dreams that you've dreamed of
Dreams really do come true.

Someday i'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melts like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly.
And the dreams that you dare to..
Oh why, oh why can't i?

Well, i see
Trees of green and red roses too,
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
And i think to myself,
What a wonderful world.

Well i see,
Skies of blues and, clouds of white,
And the brightness of day, i like the dark
And i think to myself,
What a wonderful world.

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people passing by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying i... I love you.

I hear babies cry, i watch them grow
They'll learn much more than really know
And i think to myself
What a wonderful world.

Someday i'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
And the dreams that you dare to
Oh why, oh why can't i?

Fuente: musica.com

RATT - Round and Round (HD music video)

Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet
you make the night, i always cross the line
tightened our belts, abuse ourselves
get in our way, we'll put you on your shelf
another day, some other way
we're gonna go, but then we'll see you again
i've had enough, we've had enough
cold in vain, she said
(pre-chorus)
I knew right from the beginning
that you would end up winnin'
i knew right from the start
you'd put an arrow through my heart
(chorus)
Round and round
with love we'll find a way just give it time
round and round
what comes around goes around
i'll tell you why
Dig
Lookin' at you, lookin' at me
the way you move, you know it's easy to see
the neon light's on me tonight
i've got a way, we're gonna prove it tonight
like romeo to juliet
time and time, i'm gonna make you mine
i've had enough, we've had enough
it's all the same, she said
(pre-chorus)
(chorus)
Yeah!
Solo
Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet
you make the night, i always cross the line
tightened our belts, abuse ourselves
get in our way, we'll put you on your shelf
(chorus)
Round and round
with love we'll find a way just give it time, time, time, time
round and round
what comes around goes around
i'll tell you why, why, why, why
round and round
Fuente: musica.com

Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town (1976)

Guess who just got back today
them wild-eyed boys that had been away
haven't changed that much to say
but man, i still think those cats are crazy
They were askin' if you were around
how you was, where you could be found
told 'em you were livin' downtown
drivin' all the old men crazy
The boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town again)
You know that chick that used to dance a lot
every night she'd be on the floor, shakin' what she got
when i say she was cool she was red hot
i mean, she was steamin'
And that time over at johnny's place,
well, this chick got up and she slapped johnny's face
man, we just fell about the place
if that chick don't wanna know, forget her
The boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)
the boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town again)
Spread the word around
guess who's back in town
Just spread the word around
Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
down at dino's bar 'n' grill
the drink will flow and the blood will spill
and if the boys wanna fight, you better let 'em
That jukebox in the corner blastin' out my favorite song
the nights are getting longer, it won't be long
won't be long till the summer comes
now that the boys are here again
The boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town)
spread the word around
the boys are back in town
(the boys are back in town again)
The boys are back in town again
been hangin' down at dino's
the boys are back in town again

Howard Jones - Pearl In The Shell

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Howard Jones - Pearl In A Shell

And the fear goes on shadows
and the tear flows on for nothing
and the fear goes on shadows
and the tear flows on for nothing
Under his nose was a dream come true
been there all the time and he almost knew
And the fear goes on shadows
and the tear flows on for nothing
and the fear goes on shadows
and the tear flows on for nothing
Under his nose was a dream come true
been there all the time and he almost knew
thoughts of people in misfortune
stopped him doing things well
his duty was to use it -
left his pearl in the shell

Everlasting Love - Howard Jones (HQ Audio)

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feels like heaven Kevin Patterson Eddie Jordan Grant Taylor Chic Medley

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Heaven is closer now today, the sound is in my ears
i can't believe the things you say, they echo what i fear
twisting the bones until they snap, i scream but no one knows
say i'm familiar, cold to touch and then you turn and go
Feels like heaven
feels like heaven
See how we planned for saddened eyes and tears to pave the way
i fought the fever as i knew, my hair it turned to grey
study your face and fade the frame, too close for comfort now
we can recall the harmony that lingered but sent sour
Feels like heaven
feels like heaven
You wanted all i had to give
see me, i feel, see me, i live, woh-oh
Feels like heaven (heaven is closer, heaven is closer)
feels like heaven (heaven is closer, heaven is closer)
feels like heaven (heaven is closer, heaven is closer)
feels like heaven (heaven is closer, heaven is closer)
(repeat to fade)

Fuente: musica.com

El último de la fila - Como un burro amarrado...

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Me dices "good bye" en tu nota tan ricamente,
y no me hago a la idea de no volver a verte.
si lo llego a saber, mimosa, no te bajo el puente,
me tiré de cabeza y me arrastró la corriente.
Este es mi destino, al cabo de la calle estoy;
me siento como aquel ladrón que busca su fortuna
en un callejón por donde nunca pasa nadie.
como un burro amarrado en la puerta del baile.
Mi primo, que tiene un bar, desde siempre me ha dicho,
y me consta que todo lo dice de muy buena fe:
tanto tienes, tanto vales, no se puede remediar.
si eres de los que no tienen, a galeras a remar.
Y si sólo tengo amor,
¿qué es lo que valgo yo?
si tengo ganas de bailar,
¿para qué voy a esperar?
ahora necesito amor,
es mi única ambición;
como yo no sé bailar,
a galeras a remar.
Baila conmigo, amor, que soy muy cariñoso, guapa,
que aunque muy chico y muy feo, piloto de aeroplano soy.
Llévame al cine, amor, y a comer un arrocito a castelló.
si total son cuatro días, "pa" qué vas a exprimirte el limón.
"escolta", piquer, dame aire con tu abanico,
"que soc de barcelona i em moro de calor".
Si sólo tengo amor, ¿qué es lo que valgo yo?
si tengo ganas de bailar,
¿para qué voy a esperar?
ahora necesito amor,
es mi única ambición;
y como yo no sé bailar,
a galeras a remar.
Y si sólo tengo "love",
¿qué es lo que valgo yo?
si tengo ganas de bailar,
¿para qué voy a esperar?
ahora necesito amor
porque mi novia me dejó.
como yo no sé bailar,
a galeras a remar.
Ahora necesito amor.

Fuente: musica.com

Happy Together by The Turtles Rare Live

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Imagine me and you, i do
i think about you day and night
it's only right
to think about the girl you love
and hold her tight
so happy together
If i should call you up
invest a dime
and you say you belong to me
and ease my mind
imagine how the world could be
so very fine
so happy together
{refrain}
i can't see me loving nobody but you
for all my life
when you're with me
baby the skies will be blue
for all my life
Me and you
and you and me
no matter how they tossed the dice
it had to be
the only one for me is you
and you for me
so happy together
{refrain}
Me and you
and you and me
no matter how they tossed the dice
it had to be
the only one for me is you
and you for me
so happy together
Me and you
and you and me
no matter how they tossed the dice
it had to be
the only one for me is you
and you for me
so happy together
so happy together
how is the weather
so happy together
we're happy together
so happy together...

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge (Video)

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Sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner
sometimes i feel like my only friend
is the city i live in, the city of angels
lonely as i am, together we cry
I drive on her streets cause she's my companion
i walk through her hills cause she knows who i am
she sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy
i never worry, now that is a lie.
Well, i don't ever want to feel like i did that day
take me to the place i love, take me all the way
i don't ever want to feel like i did that day
take me to the place i love, take me all the way, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there
it's hard to believe that i'm all alone
at least i have her love, the city she loves me
lonely as i am, together we cry
Well, i don't ever want to feel like i did that day
take me to the place i love, take me all the way
well, i don't ever want to feel like i did that day
take me to the place i love, take me all the way, yeah, yeah, yeah
oh no, no, no, yeah, yeah
love me, i say, yeah yeah
(under the bridge downtown)
(is where i drew some blood)
is where i drew some blood
(under the bridge downtown)
(i could not get enough)
i could not get enough
(under the bridge downtown)
(forgot about my love)
forgot about my love
(under the bridge downtown)
i gave my life away
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
(away)
oh no no no no, yeah yeah
(away)
here i stay

Fuente: musica.com

Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong, no one can tell us were wrong
Searching our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

Youre beggin me to go, youre makin me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing youve had?
Believe me, believe me, I cant tell you why
But Im trapped by your love, and Im chained to your side

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us were wrong
Searchin our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

Were losing control
Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside?
And before this gets old, will it still feel the same?
Theres no way this will die
But if we get much closer, I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders, youll need me to hold

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us were wrong
Searching our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us were wrong
Searching our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

Fuente: musica.com

John Paul Young - Love Is In The Air (1978)

Love is in the air, everywhere i look around
Love is in the air, every sight and every sound
And i don't know if i’m being foolish, don't know if i’m being wise
But is something that i must believe in
And it's there when i look in your eyes

Love is in the air, in the whisper of the trees
Love is in the air, in the thunder of the sea
And i don't know if i’m just dreaming, don't know if i feel sane
But it's something that i must believe in
And it's there when you call out my name

Love is in the air, love is in the air, oh oh
Love is in the air, in the rising of the sun
Love is in the air, when the day is nearly done
And i don't know if you are illusion, don't know if see it true
But you're something that i must believe in
And you're there when i reach out for you

Love is in the air, everywhere i look around
Love is in the air, every sight and every sound
And i don't know if i’m being foolish, don't know if i’m being wise
But it's something that i must believe in
And it's there when i look in your eyes

Love is in the air, love is in the air, oh oh
Love is in the air, love is in the air, oh oh
Love is in the air, love is in the air, oh oh
Love is in the air, love is in the air, oh oh


Fuente: musica.com

EVERY TIME YOU GO AWAY . PAUL YOUNG

Hey!, if we can solve any problem
then why do we lose so many tears
oh, and so you go again
when the leading man appears
always the same thing
can't you see, we've got everything goin' on and on and on

every time you go away you take a piece of me with you
every time you go away you take a piece of me with you

go on and go free, yeah
maybe you're too close to see
i can feel yor body move
it doesn't mean that much to me
i can't go on sayin' the same thing
just can't you see, we've got everything do you even know we know
Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you, oh
every time you go away you take a piece of me with you

i can't go on sayin' the same thing
'cause baby, cancha see, we've got everything goin' on and on and on
---


Fuente: musica.com

4 acuerdos Toltecas

Se impecable con tu palabra
Hable con Integridad.  Diga solo lo que usted desea transmitir.  Evite utilizar palabras contra usted mismo y para chismear contra otros.  Use el poder de la palabra en la dirección del amor y la verdad.

Evite tomar las cosas personales.  NO tome nada personal
Nada de lo que los otros hacen es por usted o para usted.  Lo que otros dicen o hacen es una proyección de su propia realidad, de su propio sueño.  Cuando usted se hace inmune a las opiniones y acciones de otros, usted dejará de ser víctima de sufrimientos innecesarios.

Evite asumir.  NO saque conclusiones
Encuentre la fuerza y el coraje para hacer preguntas y para expresar aquello que usted realmente desea expresar y saber.  Comuníquese con otros tan claramente como pueda, para evitar mal entendidos, tristeza y drama.  Con tan solo este acuerdo, usted puede transformar su vida completamente.

Siempre haga lo mejor posible
 Lo mejor posible suyo cambiará de momento a momento, será diferente cuando usted esté saludable en lugar de enfermo.  Pero bajo cualquier circunstancia, simplemente haga lo mejor que usted pueda, así logrará evitar auto juzgarse, auto abusarse y arrepentirse.

Miguel Ángel Ruiz
© 1998 by EDICIONES URANO, S.A.

Eye In The Sky

Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of chances before
But i'm not gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
Cause part of me knows what you're thinkin'

Don't say words you're gonna regret
Don't let the fire rush to your head
I've heard the accusation before
And i ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The sun in your eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing

Chorus:
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And i don't need to see any more
To know that
I can read your mind, i can read your mind

Don't leave false illusions behind
Don't cry cause i ain't chnaging my mind
So find another fool like before
Cause i ain't gonna live anymore believing
Some of the lies while all of the signs are deceiving

(chorus)


Fuente: musica.com

Dj Wilson Callejas vdj-INNER CIRCLE-Games People Play remix wc

Na na na na
talkin' about you and me yeah
and the games people play
All the games people play now
every nite and every day now
never meanin' what they say yeah
never say what they mean
first you wind away your hours
in your concrete towers
soon you'll be covered up in flowers
in the back of a black limousine
people walkin' up to you
singin' glory hallelujah
then they try to sock it to you
in the name of the lord
Na na talkin' 'bout you
and me and games people play
Then they teach you how to meditate
read your horoscope and change your fate
and further more to hell with hate
come on and give me some more
Turn around and look what you see
what is happenin' to you and me
god grant me the serenity
yeah, to remember who i am
first you given up your sanity
for your pride and your vanity
turn your back on humanity, yeah
and you don't give a damn


Fuente: musica.com

RED RED WINE (ORIGINAL)

Red, red wine goes to my head,
makes me forget that i still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
all i can do i've done
memories won't go, memories won't go
Life is fine every time,
thoughts of you leave my head
i was wrong, now i find
just one thing makes me forget
Red, red wine, stay close to me
don't let me be alone
it's tearing apart my blue heart
Red red wine, you make me feel so fine,
you keep me rockin' all of the time
red red wine, you make me feel so grand,
i feel a million dollar when you're just in my hand
red red wine, you make me feel so sad,
any time i see you go, it make me feel bad
red red wine, you make me feel so fine,
monkey back and ease up on the sweet deadline
Red red wine, you give me holy pahzing
holy pahzing, you make me do my own thing
red red wine, you give me not awful love
your kind of lovin' like a blessing from above
red red wine, i loved you right from the start,
right from the start, and with all of my heart
red red wine in an eighties style
red red wine in a modern beat style
yeah
Give me a little time, let me clear out my mind
give me a little time, let me clear out my mind
give me red wine, the kind make me feel fine
you make me feel fine all of the time
red red wine, you make me feel so fine
monkey back and ease up on the sweet deadline
the line broke, the money get choked,
bunbah, ganjapani, little rubber boat
red red wine, i'm gonna hold on to you,
hold on to you 'cause i know you love truth
red red wine, i'm gonna love you till i die,
love you till i die, and that's no lie
red red wine, can't get your off my mind
wherever you may be, i'll surely find,
i'll surely find. make no fuss, just leave us


Fuente: musica.com

Can't help falling in love- UB40

Wise men say, only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you..

Wise men say, only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you..

Shall I stay
Would it be a sin
Cause' I can't help falling in love with you...

As the river flows, Gently to the sea
Darlin so we go, somethings were meant to be..
Take my hand, take my whole life too
Cause' I can't help fallin in love with you...

As the river flows, Gently to the sea
Darlin so we know, somethings were meant to be
Take my hand, take my whole life too
Cause' I can't help fallin in love with you...

I can't help...falling in love with you
I can't help...falling in love with you
I can't help...falling in love with you...

Fuente: musica.com

loving you minnie riperton

Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're beautiful
makin' love with you is all i want to do
lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
everything that i do is out of lovin' you
No one else can make me feel the colors that you bring
stay with me while we grow old
and we will live each day in springtime
Lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
and every day of my life is filled with lovin' you
lovin' you i see your soul come shining through
and every time that we ooooh i'm more in love with you

Bob Seger - Like a Rock ( Music Video )

Stood there boldly
sweatin' in the sun
felt like a million
felt like number one
the height of summer
i'd never that strong
like a rock
I was eighteen
didn't have a care
working for peanuts
not a dime to spare
but i was lean and
solid everywhere
like a rock
My hands were steady
my eyes were clear and bright
my walk had purpose
my steps were quick and light
and i held firmly
to what i felt was right
like a rock
Like a rock, i was strong as i could be
like a rock, nothin' ever got to me
like a rock, i was something to see
like a rock
And i stood arrow straight
unencumbered by the weight
of all these hustlers and their schemes
i stood proud, i stood tall
high above it all
i still believed in my dreams
Twenty years now
where'd they go?
twenty years
i don't know
i sit and i wonder sometimes
where they've gone
And sometimes late at night
when i'm bathed in the firelight
the moon comes callin' a ghostly white
and i recall
i recall
Like a rock, standin' arrow straight
like a rock, chargin' from the gate
like a rock, carryin' the weight
like a rock
Like a rock, the sun upon my skin
like a rock, hard against the wind
like a rock, i see myself again
like a rock
Fuente: musica.com

Dynamite by Jermaine Jackson

i don't know too muchbut i know love the way i've been touchedit's your love that heats me upand there's no such thing as too much'cause i don't know when it's time to stopall night you give me what i likeintense high explosive dynamite, you're dynamiteall night you supply the spark i likeintense heavy dose of dynamite,pure dynamitewild things can't be tamedunder my skin it's just the samewaiting to be ignitedand there's no way i'll ever fight it'cause i don't know any betterno i don't know when it's time to stopall night you give me what i likeintense high explosive dynamite,you're dynamiteall night you supply the spark i likeintense heavy dose of dynamite,pure dynamitei don't want any otherno i don't ever want this to stopall night you give me the love i likeintense high explosive dynamite,you're dynamiteall night you supply the spark i like intense heavy dose of dynamite,pure dynamite

Pete Townshend - Let My Love Open The Door HQ (Official Video, 1980)

When people keep repeating
that you'll never fall in love
when everybody keeps retreating
but you can't seem to get enough
Let my love open the door
let my love open the door
let my love open the door
to your heart
When everything feels all over
when everybody seems unkind
i bring you a four-leaf clover
take all the worry out of your mind
Let my love open the door
let my love open the door
let my love open the door
to your heart
I have the only key to your heart
i can stop you from falling apart
release yourself from misery
only one thing gonna set you free
it's my love
When tragedy befalls you
don't let it drag you down
love can cure your problems
don't forget i'm around
Let my love open the door
let my love open the door
let my love open the door
to your heart

leyes estupidas

curiosidades

--- ALABAMA
Es ilegal cegar a un conductor mientras está conduciendo.
No se pueden vender patatas coloreadas artificialmente.
Es ilegal llevar un bigote falso que cause risas en una iglesia.
Poner sal en la via del tren puede ser castigado con la pena de muerte.
Está prohibido llevar un helado do cono en el bolsillo trasero del pantalón.

--- ALASKA
Está prohibido divisar ardillas desde un aeroplano.
Aunque es legal el disparar a un oso, despertarlo para sacarle una foto está prohibido.

--- ARIZONA
Está prohibido cazar camellos.
Por cortar un cactus te pueden caer 25 años.
Las mulas no pueden dormir en una bañera.
Es ilegal rechazar un vaso de agua que te ofrezcan.
Está prohibido tener mas de dos vibradores en casa.

--- ARKANSAS
Está prohibido que el rio arkansas crezca llegando a la altura del puente de la calle principal de Little Rock.
Un hombre puede pegar legalmente a su mujer, pero no mas de una vez al mes.
El sexo oral se considera sodomía.
Está prohibido la cria de cocodrilos en bañera.

--- CALIFORNIA
Se garantiza por ley la luz solar.
Es una falta menor el disparar a cualquier pieza de caza desde un vehiculo movil, a menos que el objetivo sea una ballena.
Ningún vehiculo sin conductor puede superar las 60 millas por hora.

--- FLORIDA
Una mujer puede ser multada por dormirse en un secador de pelo, asi como el dueño de la peluquería.
Una ley especial prohibe a las mujeres solteras saltar en paracaidas los domingos.
Si un elefante es atado a un parquímetro, la tasa de parking debe ser la misma que si fuese un vehículo.
La única posicion legal para el coito es la del misionero.
No se pueden tirar pedos en lugares públicos después de las 6 p.m. de los jueves.
Es ilegal besar los pechos de tu mujer.
La condena por robar caballos es la muerte en la horca.

--- HAWAII
Te pueden multar por no poseer un barco.
Está prohibido meterse monedas en las orejas de uno.

--- IDAHO
Si le regalas a tu novia una caja de bombones, esta debe ser, por ley, de no menos de 50 libras de peso.
No se puede pescar montado en camello.

--- ILLINOIS
Te pueden arrestar por vagancia si no llevas encima, al menos, un billete de un dolar.

--- INDIANA
Está prohibido esnifar pegamento.
Los baños están prohibidos entre los meses de octubre y marzo.
Las licorerías no pueden vender leche.
No está permitido llevarse una copa desde la barra de un bar hasta una mesa. Debe ser el camarero el que lo haga. Además te pueden arrestar por beber de la botella, hay que echar el líquido en un vaso o copa.
Llevar bigote es ilegal si el que lo lleva tiene la tendencia habitual de besar a otras personas.
El valor de PI es 4 y no 3.1415...

--- IOWA
Un hombre con bigote nunca puede besar a una mujer en público.
Los pianistas mancos (con un solo brazo, vamos), deben actuar gratis.
Los besos no pueden durar mas de cinco minutos.

--- KENTUCKY
Está prohibido caminar en cualquier calle o autopista, vistiendo solo un traje de baño y sin protección policial.
Está prohibido el uso de lagartijas en los oficios de la iglesia.
Cualquier abeja que entre al estado de Kentuckym debe poseer un certificado medico que verifique que esta libre de enfermedad.

--- LOUISIANA
No se puede disparar con un laser a un oficial de policía.
Robar un cocodrilo puede penarse hasta con 10 años de carcel.
Te pueden detener por hacer una fasa promesa.
Es ilegal robar un banco y después disparar al cajero con una pistola de agua.
Morder a alguien con tus propios dientes se castiga como "Asalto menor", mientras que si lo haces on una dentadura postiza se trata de "Asalto agravado".

--- MAINE
No se puede salir de un avión que está en vuelo.

--- MICHIGAN
No se permite a una mujer que se corte el pelo sin la aprobación de su marido.
Las personas menores de 12 años deben tener una licencia para tener pistola.
Es ilegal matar perros usando una cámara de descompresión.

--- MINNESOTA
No se pueden cruzar los límites del estado con un pato en la cabeza.
Es ilegal dormir desnudo.

--- MONTANA
En montana, es ilegal que las mujeres casadas vayan a pescar solas los domingos, y para las solteras, cualquier día de la semana.
Está permitido disparar a un grupo de siete o mas indios.

--- NEBRASKA
Está prohibida la pesca de ballenas.
Es ilegal hacer la permanente a una hija menor, sin una licencia estatal.

--- NEVADA
Es ilegal conducir un camello por la autopista.
Todavía es legal colgar a alguien por disparar a tu perro en tu propiedad.

--- NEW JERSEY
Está prohibido sorber la sopa.

--- NEW YORK
Es ilegal tirar pelotas a la cabeza da la gente por diversión.
La pena por saltar de un edificio es la muerte.
No se puede pasear en domingo con un helado en el bolsillo.

--- NORTH CAROLINA
Va contra la ley cantar fuera de tono.
Está prohibido el uso de elefantes para arar campos de algodón.
Si un hombre y una mujer que no están casados se registran en un hotel/motel como matrimonio, de acuerdo con las leyes del estado, están legalmente casados.
Cualquier pareja que pernocte un un hotel debe tener una habitación con dos camas que estén separadas al menos un metro. Hacer el amor en el espacio que separa las camas está estrictamente prohibido.
Es ilegal tener sexo en una iglesia.

--- OHIO
Es ilegal pescar ballenas en domingo.
Está prohibido que mas de cinco mujeres vivan solas en una casa.

--- OKLAHOMA
Te pueden arrestar o multar por poner "caras feas" a un perro.
Está prohibido morder una hamburguesa que sea de otra persona.
Es ilegal ir a dormir con botas.

--- OREGON
Es ilegal susurrar cosas sucias a la oreja de tu pareja mientras haceis el amor.
No se puede comer helado en domingo.

--- PENNSYLVANIA
Va contra la ley de Pennsylvania el disparar una pistola, cañon, revolver o cualquier otra arma explosiva en una boda.
Es ilegal que mas de 16 mijeres vivan juntas en una casa, porque se consideraría un prostíbulo. Sin embargo, en el caso de los hombres, el número aumenta hasta 120.
Los curas/pastores no pueden casar a una pareja cuando uno de los dos está borracho.
Está prohibido pescar con tus propias manos. Solo se puede pescar con los dientes.

--- RHODE ISLAND
Cualquier matrimonio en el que una de las partes sea "Idiota" o "Lunática" se cosidera nulo.

--- SOUTH CAROLINA
Es ilegal mostrar una bandera confederada en el ayuntamiento.
Es ilegal "comunicarse con una muer utilizando mensajes obscenos".
Por ley, si un hombre se promete en matrimonio a una mujer soltera, la boda debe realizarse.
No se pueden vender instrumentos musicales en domingo.
Debes obtener un permiso para disparar un misil.
El sexo oral está prohibido.
Cuando te acerques a una intersección sin visibilidad en un vehiculo que no sea un caballo, debes parar a 150 metros y disparar un arma de fuego al aire para avisar al tráfico a caballo.
Es perfectamente legal pegarle a tu mujer en las escaleras del ayuntamiento el domingo.
Cada aduto debe llevar un rifle a la iglesia el domingo, para defenderse de los ataques de los indios.
Es una falta muy grave el matar, sin avisar, a alguien que se está intentando suicidar.

--- SOUTH DAKOTA
Está prohibido dormir en una fábrica de queso.
Si hay mas de cinco indios en tu propiedad puedes dispararles.

--- TENNESSE
No pueden vivir en la misma casa mas de 8 mujeres.
Los ateos no pueden tener un trabajo público.
El robo de caballos todavía se pena con la horca.
Ningún padre cristiano puede obligar a sus hijos a recoger basura de la autopista el dia de pascua.
Está prohibido conducir dormido.

--- TEXAS
Hay un cargo leve de felonía por promover el uso, o poseer, mas de seis vibradores.
Puedes estar legalmente casado presentando publicamente a otra persona como tu marido/mujer tres veces.
Es ilegal disparar a un bufalo desde el segundo piso de un hotel.
Es ilegal ordeñar la vaca de otro.

--- UTAH
Es ilegal causar una catástrofe.
Es ilegal no beber leche.
Es ilegal detonar cualquier arma nuclear. La puedes tener en casa, pero no la puedes hacer explotar.
Los pajaros tienen derecho de paso en las autopistas.
Está prohibido tener sexo en la parte de atrás de una ambulacia si esta está respondiendo a una llamada de emergencia.

--- VERMONT
Las mujeres deben obtener permiso escrito de sus maridos para ponerse dentadura postiza.
Es ilegal negar la existencia de dios.

--- VIRGINIA
No se pueden cazar animales los domingos, excepto mapaches, que se pueden cazar hasta las 2:00 AM.
Está prohibido el sexo con luz encendida y en otra posición que no sea la del misionero.
Está prohibido conducir sin llevar zapatos.

--- WASHINGTON
Ley para reducir el crimen: "Es obligatorio para cualquier motorista con intenciones criminales el detenerse en los límites de la ciudad y telefonear al jefe de policia para avisar de que va a entrar en la ciudad".
Es ilegal pintar a topos la bandera americana.
Es ilegal fingir que tus padres son ricos.

curiosidades

Pruebas de que la raza humana se dirige inexorablemente hacia la estupidez, aquí van algunas instrucciones auténticas que aparecen en las etiquetas de diversos productos de consumo:

1.- En una caja de jabón Dial:
INDICACIONES: UTILIZAR COMO JABON NORMAL.
(¿cómo se usan los jabones... NO normales...?)

2.- En algunas comidas congeladas Swan:
SUGERENCIA PARA SERVIR: DESCONGELAR PRIMERO.
(Pero recuerde, solo es una sugerencia... todo depende de su dentadura...)

3.- En un hotel que proporcionaba un gorro para la ducha en una caja:
VALE PARA UNA CABEZA.
(Sin comentarios ...)

4.- En el postre Tiramisu marca Teso (impreso en la parte de abajo de la caja):
NO VOLTEAR EL ENVASE.
(¡Uuuuups! ¡Demasiado tarde!...)

5.- En el budín de Mark & Spencer:
ATENCION: EL PRODUCTO ESTARA CALIENTE DESPUES DE CALENTARLO.
(¡Lo parió! Es increíble como avanza la ciencia...)

6.- En un paquete de una plancha Rowenta:
NO PLANCHAR LA ROPA SOBRE EL CUERPO.
(¿De quién?)

7.- En un jarabe de Boot contra la tos para niños:
NO CONDUZCA AUTOMOVILES NI MANEJE MAQUINARIA PESADA DESPUES DE USAR ESTE MEDICAMENTO.
(Podríamos evitar muchisimos accidentes de la construccion si consiguieramos mantener alejados de las palas excavadoras a esos peligrosos individuos de 4 o 5 años...)

8.- En las pastillas para dormir de Nytol:
PRECAUCION: ESTE MEDICAMENTO PRODUCE SOMNOLENCIA
(Eso espero...)

9.- En un cuchillo de cocina coreano:
IMPORTANTE: MANTENER FUERA DEL ALCANCE DE LOS NIÑOS Y LAS MASCOTAS.
(¿Qué clase de mascotas tendrá la gente de Corea?)

10.- En una tira de luces de Navidad fabricadas en China:
SOLO PARA USAR EN EL INTERIOR O EN EL EXTERIOR.
(Ojo, única y exclusivamente...)

11.- En los maníes de Sainsbury:
AVISO: CONTIENE MANIES.
(Sin comentarios)

12.- En un paquete de frutas secas de American Airlines:
INSTRUCCIONES: ABRIR EL PAQUETE, COMER LOS FRUTAS
SECAS. (Bueno, tengamos en cuenta que en los aviones viajan personas de culturas y costumbres muy diferentes ...)

13.- En una sierra electrica sueca:
NO INTENTE DETENER LA SIERRA CON LAS MANOS
(¡¡¡¡Arrrrrj!!!! Mejor ni lo pienso...)

14.- En la caja de un televisor Wauta TV340
ANTES DE MIRAR UN PROGRAMA ENCIENDA EL TELEVISOR
(Primero enchufalo ...)

15.- En el manual de un teclado RAZOR Keyboard XP
SI SU TECLADO NO FUNCIONA ESCRIBAMOS UN E-MAIL A
TECH@RAZOR.COM

estamos tontos o que?

A continuación se plantean algunas dudas existenciales a las que hay que incorporar mentalmente la siguiente frase: "¿Estamos tontos o qué?

> Ejemplo:

¿Por qué nos gusta quedarnos con las muelas cuando nos las quitan?
Mentalmente: ¿Estamos tontos o qué?

> Ahora, tú solo:

¿Por qué cuando llegamos a lo alto de una montaña nos ponemos las manos en la cadera?

¿Por qué abrimos la boca cada vez que miramos al techo?

¿Por qué nos da por ir a la nevera cada cuarto de hora si siempre hay lo mismo?

¿Por qué seguimos intentando sacar el correo por la ranura del buzón si sabemos que lo único que conseguimos es pelarnos los nudillos?

¿Por qué si nunca usamos las páginas amarillas, cuando las ves en el portal te pones contentísimo y, de hecho, piensas en cogerlas todas?

¿Por qué cuando nos sonamos los mocos abrimos el pañuelo y miramos lo que hemos echado?¿Qué esperamosencontrar?¿Berberechos?

¿Por qué cuando nos cuelgan el teléfono nos quedamos mirándolo como si el teléfono tuviera la culpa?

¿Por qué cuando nos llaman al móvil sentimos la necesidad irrefrenable de ponernos a andar de un lado a otro?

¿Por qué cuando estamos en un lugar alto nos obsesionamos con ver nuestra casa? "Mira, mira ahí, al lado del edificio rojo...

¿Por qué da tanta pereza ir a que te enmarquen algo que quieres enmarcar?

¿Por qué cuando echamos una carta al buzón no podemos evitar mirar por la ranura e investigar que hay dentro?¿Qué esperamos encontrar?¿Un cartero enano?

¿Y por qué abrimos los ojos cuando estamos a oscuras?¿Qué creemos?¿Que tenemos superpoderes?

¿Por qué cuando doblamos una esquina y nos topamos con alguien se nos pone esa cara de imbécil?

¿Por qué tenemos en casa tantos cascos de los que sólo funciona un auricular? Y cuando te los pones piensas: "A ver si suenan los dos...". Pues no, sólo suena uno. ¿Qué esperabas?

¿Por qué puede estar la misma revista en el baño durante años y nos da igual?

¿Por qué todo fumador alguna vez se ha equivocado y ha encendido un cigarro al revés?¿Es un trámite por el que hay que pasar?

¿Por qué nos da tanta vergüenza quedarnos en calcetines cuando vamos a una zapatería?¿Por qué en cuanto nos traen el calzado que hemos pedido nos lo ponemos a toda leche?

¿Por qué todos hemos intentado alguna vez tocarnos la nariz con la lengua y nos da rabia si no lo conseguimos?

¿Por qué hay tanta gente que cuando como un helado de cucurucho, a la mitad, muerden el piquito de abajo? ¡Si saben que por ahí les va a chorrear!

¿Por qué todo el mundo, en algún momento de su vida, ha ido a mirar un escaparate, no ha calculado las distancias y se ha estampado con el cristal?

¿Por qué nos sorprende tanto que queme la arena de la playa, que nos ponemos a correr como locos gritando: "¡Quema, quema!"?? Claro que quema, ¿qué esperabas?

¿Por qué nos hace tanta gracia que se nos quede la marca del reloj cuando nos ponemos morenos en verano, que en cuanto lo vemos se lo decimos al de al lado? "Mira, se me ha quedado la marca, parece que llevo reloj, pero no"

¿Por qué nos da tanto asco que los cerdos se revuelquen por el lodo y luego nosotros vamos a un balneario y nos metemos en una bañera llena de barro?

¿Por qué cuando un aparato eléctrico no funciona no se nos ocurre otra cosa que apretar con más fuerza el botón de encendido?

¿Por qué nos gusta tanto poner caras estúpidas en el espejo del ascensor?

¿Por qué cuando alguien se va a poner gotitas en los ojos abre la boca de esa manera tan extraña? ¡Es colirio, no tequila!

¿Por qué cuando cogemos una caja de medicamentos por muchas vueltas que le demos, siempre la abrimos por el lado que no es y aparece el prospecto ahí doblado?

¿Por qué cuando vas de viaje te sientes culpable si no visitas los museos?

¿Por qué cuando nos enfadamos nos cruzamos de brazos?¿Qué ganamos con ello?

¿Y por qué elegimos siempre las bodas para dar a conocer a nuestros padres que fumamos?

curiosidades

1. Es imposible chuparse el codo.
2. La Coca Cola era originalmente verde.
3. Es posible hacer que una vaca suba escaleras pero no que las baje.
4. American Airlines ahorró U$S 40.000 en 1987 eliminando una aceituna de cada ensalada que sirvió en primera clase.
5. El porcentaje del territorio de África que es salvaje: 28%. El porcentaje del territorio de Norteamérica que es salvaje: 38%.
6. El graznido de un pato (cuac, cuac) no hace eco y nadie sabe por qué.
7. Cada rey de las cartas representa a un gran rey de la historia:
-Espadas: El rey David.
-Tréboles: Alejandro Magno.
-Corazones: Carlomagno.
-Diamantes: Julio César.
8. Multiplicando 111.111.111 x 111.111.111 se obtiene 12.345.678.987.654.321.
9. Si una estatua en el parque de una persona a caballo tiene dos patas en el aire, la persona murió en combate, si el caballo tiene una de las patas frontales en el aire, la persona murió de heridas recibidas en combate, si el caballo tiene las cuatro patas en el suelo, la persona murió de causas naturales.
10. Según la ley, las carreteras interestatales en Estados Unidos requieren que una milla de cada cinco sea recta. Estas secciones son útiles como pistas de aterrizaje en casos de emergencia y de guerra.
11. El nombre Jeep viene de la abreviación del ejército americano a "General Purpose" Vehicle, o sea "G.P." pronunciado en inglés.
12. El Pentágono tiene el doble de baños de los necesarios. .Cuando se construyó, la ley requería de un baño para negros y otro para blancos.
13. Es imposible estornudar con los ojos abiertos.
14. Los diestros viven en promedio nueve años más que los zurdos.
15. La cucaracha puede vivir nueve días sin su cabeza, antes de morir de hambre (¡¡puaj!!!).
16. Los elefantes son los únicos animales de la creación que no pueden saltar (afortunadamente).
17. Una persona común ríe aproximadamente 15 veces por día (deberíamos mejorar eso).
18. Los mosquitos tienen dientes.
19. Thomas Alva Edison temía a la oscuridad.
20. Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra y William Shakespeare son considerados los más grandes exponentes de la literatura hispana e inglesa respectivamente; ambos murieron el 23 de abril de 1616...
21. Se tardaron 22 siglos en calcular la distancia entre la Tierra y el Sol (149.400.000 Km.). Lo hubiésemos sabido muchísimo antes si a alguien se le hubiese ocurrido multiplicar por 1.000.000.000 la altura de la pirámide de Keops en Giza, construida 30 siglos antes de Cristo.
22. La palabra "cementerio" proviene del griego koimetirion que significa: dormitorio.
23. En la antigua Inglaterra la gente no podía tener sexo sin contar con el consentimiento del Rey (a menos que se tratara de un miembro de la familia real). Cuando la gente quería tener un hijo debían solicitar un permiso al monarca, quien les entregaba una placa que debían colgar afuera de su puerta mientras tenían relaciones. La placa decía "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K.). Ese es el origen de tan famosa palabrita.
24. Durante la guerra de secesión, cuando regresaban las tropas a sus cuarteles sin tener ninguna baja, ponían en una gran pizarra "0 Killed" (cero muertos). De ahí proviene la expresión "O.K." para decir que todo esta bien.
25. En los conventos, durante la lectura de las Sagradas Escrituras al referirse a San José, decían siempre "Pater Putatibus" y por simplificar "P.P.". Así nació el llamar "Pepe" a los José.
26. En el Nuevo Testamento en el libro de San Mateo dice que "Es más fácil que un camello pase por el ojo de una aguja a que un rico entre al Reino de los Cielos". El problemita es que San Jerónimo, el traductor del texto, interpretó la palabra "Kamelos" como camello, cuando en realidad en griego "Kamelos" es aquella soga gruesa con la que se amarran los barcos a los muelles. En definitiva el sentido de la frase es el mismo pero ¿cuál les parece más coherente?
27. Cuando los conquistadores ingleses llegaron a Australia, se asombraron al ver unos extraños animales que daban saltos increíbles. Inmediatamente llamaron a un nativo (los indígenas australianos eran extremadamente pacíficos) y les intentaron preguntar mediante señas. Al notar que el indio siempre decía "Kan Ghu Ru" adoptaron el vocablo ingles "kangaroo" (canguro). Los lingüistas determinaron tiempo después el significado, el cual era muy claro, los indígenas querían decir "No le entiendo".
28. La zona de México conocida como Yucatán viene de la conquista cuando un español le pregunto a un indígena como llamaban ellos a ese lugar. El indio le dijo: "yucatán". Lo que el español no sabía era que le estaba contestando: "no soy de aquí".
29. El 80% de las personas que leen este texto, intentarán chuparse el codo.

Los Simpson Curiosidades

Los personajes de la familia Simpson fueron creados en tan solo 15 minutos por Matt Groening, mientras éste esperaba en su oficina a James L Brooks (productor, guionista y director de cine).

Los nombres de los personajes provienen de la propia familia de Groening, su padre y su madre se llamaban Homer y Margaret, sus hermanos se llaman Mark, Patty, Lisa y Maggie y sus dos hijos se llaman Homero y Abe. El apellido de soltera de la madre de Matt es Wiggum, igual al del jefe de policía, mientras que el resto de los personajes reciben su bautismo inspirados en las calles de su Portland natal como Flanders o Quimby (Alcalde Diamante). Por su parte Milhouse Van Houten se lo debe al ex mandatario norteamericano Richard Milhous Nixon.

La serie de dibujos animados comenzó a emitirse inicialmente el 19 de abril de 1987 en formato de cortos creados para el ciclo The Tracey Ullman Show que apenas duraban dos minutos.

Ahora, con algo mas de 400 episodios, son los sextos dibujos animados (y los primeros en animación americana) con más capítulos de la historia. Sobre Los Simpson están animaciones como Detective Conan (480 episodios y aún en el aire), Sazae-san (508 episodios), Pokémon (mas de 500 episodios y aún al aire) Doraemon (1700 episodios y aún al aire) y Dragon Ball (506 episodios).

Aunque se dice que el coche de Homer no está inspirado en ningún modelo real, lo cierto es que se parece mucho a la cuarta generación del Plymouth Valiant presentado en 1974. El deportivo verde que tenía de joven se supone que era un Plymouth Road Runner ya que el Dodge Charger, que era bastante parecido, era un coche algo caro para el poder adquisitivo de Homer, que se supone que era un joven con limitaciones económicas.

El primer capítulo de Noche de Brujas (especial de Halloween en la versión española) no se realizó hasta la segunda temporada. No siempre se han trasmitido durante la semana del 31 de octubre. Algunos capítulos de los especiales de Halloween se trasmitieron entrado el mes de noviembre. De hecho, en una ocasión Kodos comenta a Khang: "Tontos humanos, transmiten un especial de Halloween en noviembre".

En el capítulo que aparece Matt Groening, los fanáticos dicen que es el creador de Futurama y en otro capítulo Milhouse y Bart ven South Park. En esos dos programas también aparecen los Simpson como caricaturas.

Matt Groening declaró en 1989 en una entrevista que el personaje de Bart lo había basado en su propia infancia, así como el de Nelson en un niño que solía ser cruel con él. El nombre de Bart salió de Matt.

El color de la piel de la mayoría de los personajes es un amarillo cuyo modelo de color RGB es siempre RGB 255-217-15. Además, casi ningún personaje tiene cejas, además de tener ojos grandes.

La mayor parte de los personajes de la serie son zurdos. De hecho, Ned Flanders tiene una tienda especial en que vende productos para gente zurda, "Zurdópolis... Todo para la mujer, el hombre y el niño zurdo" (Zurdórium, en la versión Española).

Todos los personajes que han aparecido en Los Simpson tienen cuatro dedos excepto Dios, que tiene cinco. Sin embargo, pueden realizar todo tipo de acciones del mundo real pese a la falta de anulares. Lisa una vez le dijo a Bart que dentro de cinco mil años el hombre tendría 5 dedos a lo que él contestó: "de fábula". Esto viene de que, de hecho, el ser humano perdería los anulares dentro de cinco mil años, por cuestiones evolutivas.

La camisa de Bart es roja, pero en algunos productos de la serie (como el libro "Guía para la vida") usa camisa azul. Homer también piensa que su hijo tiene una camisa azul.

El pelo de la nuca de Homer y su oreja, formaban dos letras, una M y una G, que son las iniciales de Matt Groening, pero este decidió cambiarlas para no distraer al público.

Según el permiso de conducir de Homer, C40403243, mide 1,76, pesa 108 kilos, tiene ojos azules, es calvo, nació el 12 de mayo de 1953 y reside en el estado de North Takoma (Takoma del Norte, en español).

Aunque Marge no es católica y en varios episodios asegura no querer serlo, en otros actúa como tal, como cuando el abuelo Simpson necesitaba un riñón de Homer, le pregunta al reverendo Lovejoy "¿no le va a dar la extrema unción?", a lo que él le responde "eso es para los católicos".

Smithers en los primeros capítulos de la serie era negro, más adelante le cambiaron el color a amarillo. El cabello de Moe también era negro para luego volverse gris. Y el cabello de Milhouse también era negro, lo cual podemos apreciar en el capítulo "Do the Bartman" ("Haz el Bart", en España), también Barney Gumble era rubio, y el oficial Gorgory/Jefe Wiggum tenía el pelo negro.

Seymour Skinner es un impostor. Su verdadero nombre es Armin Tanzarian y es de origen armenio aunque no se diga (en Latinoamérica Armando Barreda).

Moe es, aparte de barman, un médico sin título profesional, ya que en el capítulo ya mencionado de la cera de color en el cerebro de Homer, Homer se sentía excluido del mundo por ser inteligente, a lo que el doctor que le quito la cera de color le sugiere que se lo vuelva a meter con un doctor sin título, mandándolo con Moe. En el episodio "The Homer They Fall" se descubre que fue boxeador.

El segundo nombre de Homer es Jay. Resulta que antes de averiguarlo, se hacía llamar Homer J. Simpson, y Jota en inglés suena igual que Jay. Por lo tanto, se pierde el chiste en la traducción.

En muchos de los episodios de las primeras temporadas se puede ver que a veces Lisa tiene el color normal de su collar y otras veces su color cambia por el color del collar de Marge. A veces a Marge le sucede lo mismo con el color de collar de Lisa.

Quiet Riot - Mama Were All Crazee Now

Ma mama weer all crazee now
Ma ma mama weer all crazee now

Woo!

I don't want to drink my whiskey like you do
I don't need to spend my money but still do
Well don't stop now come on
Another drop now so come on
I want a lot now so come on

That's why
That's why

I say
Ma mama weer all crazee now
Ma ma mama weer all crazee now, yeah

And you told me fool firewater won't hurt me, but you lied
And you tease me and all my ladies deserve me, I'm gonna get her back
But don't stop now come on
Another drop so come on
I want a lot now so come on

That's why
That's why

I say
Ma mama weer all crazee now
I say
Ma ma mama weer all crazee now

Get crazee
Yeah!
Let's go!
Let's party!

I say
Ma mama weer all crazee now
Ma mama weer all crazee now

Oh yeah

Ma mama weer all crazee now
Ooh
Ma ma ma ma mama weer all crazee now

Get crazee with me

Ma mama weer all crazee now
(Mama, mama I'm going crazee. Help me)
Ma mama weer all crazee now
(Oh help me I'm going wild and crazee)
Ma mama weer all crazee now
I say
Ma ma ma ma mama weer all crazee

I said
Ma ma ma ma mama weer all crazee now
Yeah
woo-hoo!

Fuente: musica.com

Quiet Riot - Cum on Feel the Noize (Music Video) HQ

Baby baby baby.
ee-ow...
So you think i got an evil mind, well i'll tell you honey
and i don't know why
and i don't know why
So you think my singing's out of time, well it makes me money
and i don't know why
and i don't know why anymore
oh no
[chorus]:
so cum on feel the noize
girls rock your boys
we get wild, wild, wild,
we get wild, wild, wild,
so cum on feel the noize
girls rock your boys
we get wild, wild, wild,
at your door
So you think i got a funny face, i ain't got no worries
and i don't know why
and i don't know why
So i'm a scruff bag well it's no disgrace, i ain't in no hurry
and i don't know why
i just don't know why anymore
oh no
So you think we have a lazy time, well you should know better
and i don't know why
i just don't know why
And you say i got a dirty mind, well i'm a mean go getter
and i don't know why
and i don't know why anymore
oh no
So cum on feel the noize
girls rock your boys
we get wild, wild, wild,
we get wild, wild, wild...